Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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