I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize