im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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