just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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