You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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