Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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