u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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