theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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