Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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