I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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