I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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