Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
