We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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