SEEEEXXX PLEASE
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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