Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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