so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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