I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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