Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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