FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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