I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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