She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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