So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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