I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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