I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize