ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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