so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
that may or may not have been my penis.
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