Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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