it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm at about main and main street
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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