while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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