question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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