Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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