she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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