But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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