is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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