Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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