You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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