oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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