worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
zippers are such a cool invention
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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