Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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