420 ftw
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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