My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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