I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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