Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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