her vagine was all disorganized.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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