4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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