Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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