I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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