I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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