Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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