Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She's the barista slut.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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