I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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