I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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