Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm gonna fight the coyote
wow bdsm is so cute
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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