If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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