that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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