Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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